“There was a crooked man, -
And he walked a crooked mile, -
He found a crooked sixpence -
Upon a crooked stile; -
He bought a crooked cat, -
Which caught a crooked mouse, -
And they all lived together -
In a crooked little house.”

Well I did see a house today that was slightly out of kilter, but the movement that had occurred here had in my view taken place many years ago and I think it unlikely it is of a continuing nature. The house was in a reasonably quiet oasis in Clifton, but like all houses in Clifton parking can be a nightmare although in this instance the house had a garage. It is a pleasant house but my Clients will have to get used to doors and some floors which are not quite in square alignment…   more »